Post by psywinder on Apr 28, 2006 5:20:46 GMT -5
Please excuse me if I seem a bit... Irked. Homework is currently whacking me over the head with a twenty-ton hammer as I type this.
I just thought it'd be interesting to see what kind of odd songs are out there. I'll type a few I know.
Llama Song:
Here's a Llama,
There's a Llama,
And another little Llama,
Fuzzy llama,
Funny llama,
Llama, llama, duck!
Llama, llama
cheesecake, llama,
tablet, brick, potato,
llama
llama, llama,
mushroom, llama,
llama, llama, duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale,
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail.
Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
on the llama
Llama's llama tastes of llama,
llama, llama, duck.
Half a llama,
Twice a llama
Not a llama
farmer
llama
Llama in a car,
alarm a llama,
llama,
duck.
Is that how it's told now?
It it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin,
I've ran out of luck.
Time for me to retire now,
and become a duck!
(Now REPEAT FOR INFINITY!)
The Ultimate Showdown:
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq'Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaq'uile O' Neal (Sp?)
But they both got flattened by the bat mobile
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bit out of crime
And Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
And he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
So he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
On to Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a carebear stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown..
Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
While Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head
In-between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And the Prince of Musselini
And the Blue Meany
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jombie the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Curt and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Super Man
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking out in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny!!!
Oh, visit AlbinoBlackSheep.com or your life is forfeit.
I just thought it'd be interesting to see what kind of odd songs are out there. I'll type a few I know.
Llama Song:
Here's a Llama,
There's a Llama,
And another little Llama,
Fuzzy llama,
Funny llama,
Llama, llama, duck!
Llama, llama
cheesecake, llama,
tablet, brick, potato,
llama
llama, llama,
mushroom, llama,
llama, llama, duck
I was once a treehouse
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale,
And now listen, little child, to the safety rail.
Did you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
on the llama
Llama's llama tastes of llama,
llama, llama, duck.
Half a llama,
Twice a llama
Not a llama
farmer
llama
Llama in a car,
alarm a llama,
llama,
duck.
Is that how it's told now?
It it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold
now my song is getting thin,
I've ran out of luck.
Time for me to retire now,
and become a duck!
(Now REPEAT FOR INFINITY!)
The Ultimate Showdown:
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq'Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaq'uile O' Neal (Sp?)
But they both got flattened by the bat mobile
But before he could make it back to the bat cave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day!
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bit out of crime
And Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
And he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
So he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
Because Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
On to Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a carebear stare
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown..
Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
While Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head
In-between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And the Prince of Musselini
And the Blue Meany
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jombie the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Curt and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Super Man
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking out in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The Champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mister Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny
Goodguys, badguys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown
Of Ultimate Destiny!!!
Oh, visit AlbinoBlackSheep.com or your life is forfeit.